Letter

Dear Eldest child o'mine,

It is true, that I have no idea what question you are about to ask. But, let me count the ways in which, collectively forbid me from taking you seriously at this very moment in time, and no matter what you ask, my only answer will be laughter:

1/ YOU HAVE NO PANTS ON (yes you read this correctly...she stands before me in t-shirt and chonies- automatic points off (pants off? hahaha) because really what can't be asked before putting pants on?)

2/YOU HAVE ON BLUE SPARKLY EYESHADOW which extends a great deal past the actual eyebrow itself. This in addition to the lack of pants.

3/ YOU HAVE ON A BIKE HELMET YET NO BIKE TO BE SEEN

hmmmmm... laughter ensues 8)

Then I stop.... Who raised these kids?