What I'd Give To Be a Kid Again...

Little Bitty wakes up giggling. She pees herself all the way up to her armpits. And giggles. She thinks it's really something special to load and unload the dish washer, the washer and dryer, with ANY objects that she can readily pick up. She plays hide-and-go-seek with herself and a mirror. And giggles. She has really chubby thighs...and they are soooo cute. She likes to lick the cold windows in the morning and taste the condensation. She says HI to the fishies in the fish tank and waves to them. She's completely comfortable on stage with a microphone. She's only 16 months old. She likes to wrap mommy's leggings around her neck and run around the house like it's a cape. She fully enjoys playing in the bathtub with toys and no water.... naked...of course. She likes to sing E-I-E-I-OOOO.... but frequently gets this mixed up with UH OH SPAGHETTI--OO. She has no secrets and no inhibitions.